Politics
President Joe Biden
On Politics
Nothing shows your commitment to the democratic process like political figures from FCTRY.
Having these figures around adds an aura of sophistication and awareness that balances out the negative effects of Xenomorphs, wizards, Orcs, Hobbits and other equally enlightening figures of fantasy and imagination that may be wondering about.
The problem with the figures from FCTRY, and it is a big problem, is that there aren’t enough figures to feed the hunger. Where’s Bill Clinton? Where’s MLK and JFK and RFK? And where’s Michelle Obama!? Where's Liz Cheney? We need these figures today. I would also add Jane Fonda, Oprah, Jimmy Carter and, of course, Stephen Colbert.
Come on, FCTRY! Democracy's counting on you.