Politics
Vice-President Joe Biden
(known as "table-top Joe")
On Politics
Nothing shows your commitment to the democratic process like political figures from FCTRY.
Having these figures around adds an aura of sophistication and awareness that balances out the negative effects of Xenomorphs, wizards, Orcs, Hobbits and other equally enlightening figures of fantasy and imagination that may be wondering about.
The problem with the figures from FCTRY, and it is a big problem, is that there aren’t enough figures to feed the hunger. Where’s Bill Clinton? Nancy Pelosi? (I want my Pelosi now!) Where’s MLK and JFK and RFK? And where’s Michelle Obama!? We need these figures today. I would also add Jane Fonda, Oprah, Jimmy Carter and Stephen Colbert.